Right, let’s have a natter about this New Is Nice catalogue, shall we? It’s a bit of a modern twist on the old-school shopping catalogues our nans used to flip through, but with a techy twist that’ll make gadget lovers’ hearts skip a beat.

What’s on Offer? (4/5 stars)
Blimey, they’ve got a right old mix of stuff in here:
- E-scooters for zipping about town (just don’t take ’em on the pavements, mind)
- Computers and laptops for all you work-from-home warriors
- Furniture to spruce up your gaff
- Mobile phones and tablets galore
- Kitchen gadgets to make Bake Off fans swoon
- Bits and bobs for your garden and hobbies
- Gaming gear for the button-bashers among us
It’s like Currys and Argos had a lovechild, with a dash of Ikea thrown in for good measure. But if you’re after some new clobber or jewellery, you might be a tad disappointed. It’s all about the tech and homewares here, folks.
Finding Your Way Around the Website (3.5/5 stars)
Now, navigating the website isn’t exactly rocket science, but it’s not a walk in the park either. It’s a bit like trying to find your way around Piccadilly Circus at rush hour – there’s a lot going on.
The categories are clear enough, and there’s a search bar if you know what you’re after. But cor blimey, the homepage is busier than Oxford Street on a Saturday! It’s a right information overload, that is. If you’re not too savvy with computers, you might find yourself in a bit of a tizzy.
And don’t get me started on using it on your mobile. It’s like trying to read the fine print on a contract without your specs – possible, but not exactly pleasant.
The Big Selling Point (4/5 stars)
Here’s where it gets interesting, folks. They’re offering credit up to £1,200, with monthly payments starting at just £6.99. Sounds tempting, doesn’t it? It’s like being able to take home that fancy telly or shiny new laptop without having to sell a kidney.
They’ve plastered this credit malarkey all over the site. It’s great if you’re after spreading the cost, but if you’re more of a ‘cash on the barrelhead’ type, you might find it a bit much. It’s like having a pushy salesman following you around the shop, constantly whispering “Go on, treat yourself, you can pay later!”
Value for Money? (3.5/5 stars)
Now, here’s where you need to engage your noggin. Those monthly payments might look as tempting as a cold pint on a hot day, but you’ve got to think about the total cost. It’s a bit like those ‘buy now, pay later’ deals you see in the furniture shops – great if you need something now, but you could end up paying over the odds in the long run.
They say they welcome all credit types, which is grand if you’ve had a few financial hiccups in the past. But it’s worth remembering that just because you can doesn’t always mean you should. You don’t want to end up in more hot water than a tea bag, do you?
Delivery and Customer Service (3.5/5 stars)
They’re promising next-day delivery for their regulars, which sounds bloody marvellous. Imagine ordering a new laptop and having it arrive quicker than your takeaway curry! But hold your horses – it’s only for existing customers who pass their checks. For the rest of us mere mortals, it’s a bit of a mystery how long we’ll be twiddling our thumbs waiting for our goodies.
As for customer service, well, they’ve got a FAQ section and a phone number, but it’s not exactly front and centre. It’s a bit like trying to find the loos in a big department store – you know they’re there somewhere, but you might have to ask for directions.
The Small Print (3/5 stars)
Fair play to them, they’re upfront about this being an unregulated credit agreement. But let’s be honest, most of us would rather watch paint dry than read through all the terms and conditions. They could do with making the important bits – you know, the stuff about interest rates and what happens if you miss a payment – a bit clearer. It’s there, but you’ve got to squint to find it, like trying to spot a Miniature Schnauzer in a hay field.
The Verdict (3.5/5 stars)
All in all, New Is Nice is a bit of a mixed bag. If you’re mad for gadgets and don’t mind spreading the cost, you’ll probably think it’s the best thing since sliced bread. The range of tech on offer is pretty impressive, and the credit option could be a lifesaver if you need a new washing machine pronto.
But if you’re not comfortable with credit or you’re after a more traditional catalogue experience, you might want to give it a miss. It’s not for everyone, this one.
My advice? Have a gander, but keep your wits about you. Don’t let the shiny gadgets and tempting monthly payments sweep you off your feet. Remember, if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
But hey, if you do decide to take the plunge, you could end up with some pretty nifty gear. Just don’t come crying to me if you end up with more month at the end of your money, alright?
Cheerio, and happy shopping!